Tent
Scary new Al-Qaeda innovations hit the streets:
A search of Finsbury Park mosque, in north London, also led to the discovery of forged passports, CS gas, knives, guns capable of firing blanks and tents.
Want one! I want a tent-firing gun. Imagine how simple it would make camping. I imagine a long-range version actually sets up an entire camp-site hours before you reach it.
It's pleasing to see a grateful nation rewarding A. Hamza with a rock-hard prison bumming.
Also: I've been capable of firing blanks since last August. I hope the police don't raid me.
A search of Finsbury Park mosque, in north London, also led to the discovery of forged passports, CS gas, knives, guns capable of firing blanks and tents.
Want one! I want a tent-firing gun. Imagine how simple it would make camping. I imagine a long-range version actually sets up an entire camp-site hours before you reach it.
It's pleasing to see a grateful nation rewarding A. Hamza with a rock-hard prison bumming.
Also: I've been capable of firing blanks since last August. I hope the police don't raid me.
posted by Alistair Coleman at 2/08/2006 08:53:00 am
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gw: Ack.
My ex wanted me to spice up our sex life by taking up camping. I refused, telling her it was just two in tents.
Now is the winter of our discount tent.
"Some days I feel like a wigwam, and some days I feel like a teepee."
"I see your problem. You're two tents."
I saw that the A-Z of London was also included in the terrorists tool box. That would make most of the population of London terrorists then, whether they have tent guns or not.
Oh crap. Even I've got an A-Z of London. And I don't even live in England.
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