Is Curry's any better?

Comet Dust arrives at UK lab for testing.

Samples of dust found on the keyboards of computers displayed at the Eastleigh branch of Comet have been sent to the forensic labs at Scotland Yard for analysis. It is suspected that the dust comes from a late-night shopper who spends far too much time hanging around the store's computer display area. The electrical super-giant has defended itself saying that the dust is "merely the result of bad housekeeping" and has pledged to clean up the keyboards in all it's stores, as well as training sales staff to approach the customers rather than just lurking out of sight and giggling.