Beelzebub's Own Badgers!
Welcome to Blog Pie's Nature Corner. Here we see two excellent specimens of the Badigerous Beelzebus. Known for their ferocious hunting techniques and complete and utter lack of a soul, these creatures from Hades have cleverly formed a very successful (for them) symbiotic relationship with the Homo Sapien Stupidicus (commonly known as "cat owners"). Watch them in their native habitat as they systematically drain their human hosts of time and money whilst shredding expensive furnishings. Also known for their sophisticated and impossible to detect method of consuming human brains. Human victims can only be identified by their incontrollable urge to utter the following phrase, "Aw! Isn't that cute!" If you find yourself in close proximity to a beelzebub's badger and other humans begin speaking those words, protect your brain by removing yourself from the premises immediately.
Oops! That's all for now... must. go. feed. cat. It's. so. cute...
posted by WrathofDawn at 2/08/2006 05:30:00 pm
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Oh dear gods, no! There are some of them in my garden! Help!
Oh, no... it's ok, they really are very cuteAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH
Ow...
GW: I disagree... It's a well known fact cats are allergic to onions. They wouldn't piss on them cos it would make their "bits" hurt.
Unlike dogs who would piss anywhere.
/cat person
No doggie of mine has ever pissed o an onion to the best of my knowledge.
Keeping the fridge door shut may have summat to do with that though.
You keep yr onions in the fridge instead of letting them roam free as god intended ? I'm reporting you to the society for the prevention of cruelty to vegetables.
M
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