Free pie and chips

I love this little guy. Plus... pie and chips... clicky on the gecko...

Best blogger page ever...

For those who haven't already seen it

http://amirtofangsazan.blogspot.com

The best comeuppance for an (alleged) ebay scammer.

Scary

Want a new big screen TV?

Well what's the point, I ask myself.

[Rant on]
Loads of TV shows now, Top Gear being the worst culprit, and even this laughter programme that's on right now, have cut the edges and corners off the picture with feather-edged black bits.

Come on, you lot! We've all shelled out for 32"+ sets, the last thing we want is our pictures reduced back to 26"!

Maybe some BBC types will read this, and take the hint.

We live in hope.

[Rant off]

Oilers wary of wounded Ducks

That's as it should be. What? They're talking about hockey teams? Oh.









Update: If Mr. Duck were Canadian (or American) this would be his hockey team. The Anaheim Mighty Ducks. Featured here is Teemu Selanne of said team. Notice the excellent team logo on his hockey jersey. It's almost as if they're expecting Scary Duck, isn't it? Spooky.

Tombola duck

Raffle duck
Originally uploaded by MonkeyBoy69.

School fetes are a waste of time. They might as well stick a big bucket outside of the school gates and mug you as you walk past. It'd be quicker and easier for everyone. They managed to suck every penny out of me, especially as they put this cute, non-threatening, non-scary duck up as a tombola prize.

SWMBO's tombola luck is noteworthy. I think her affliction has rubbed off on me. I didn't believe her when she said she never wins a prize ever. Two years ago at a school fete, I worked out the odds for what she managed by way of picking non-winning tickets. It was 1 in 490,000.

In short, I spent this much: £15.46. I won this: nothing.

The Truth About Top Gear

The Truth About Top Gear
Originally uploaded by MonkeyBoy69.

Hoppy Leg

So very, very sorry.

Piekea!

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Originally uploaded by MonkeyBoy69.

Costco are now selling flat-pack pie!

Excellent!

Delivery for Mr. Duck....

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Originally uploaded by MonkeyBoy69.

Your pie is here!

Teddy Bear's Rave Up.

A charming filk, wonderfully written by the lovely Fred Wedlock.

(ttto The Teddy Bear's Picnic)

If you go down in the woods today you better go in disguise.
If you go down in the woods today you're sure of a big surprise.
'Cos every bear that ever there was is gathered there for certain because
today's the day the Teddy Bears have their Rave Up.

There's Angel Bears who've come on their bike dressed in their leather gear.
There's gallons of Scrumpy all green with lumps and 'orrible Watney's beer.
Yogi downed a pint of it quick, was very promptly 'orribly sick
and filled up both of Paddington's new wellies

Rave Up time for Teddy Bears.
The little Teddy Bears are having a lovely time today.
Grooving to those heavy sounds
that only Status Quo know how to play.
Cresta Bear is freaking out.
He's frothing Man, he's blown his little brain.
Rupert's spaced, he's on a trip. Winnie the Pooh is doing the strip.
They reckon he's on The Game.

Now every bear that's ever been good is sure of a treat today,
for Mummy and Daddy and Baby bear have found a new game to play.
Beneath the leaves where nobody sees there's Goldilocks tied up to a tree.
You bet your life she's getting more than porridge.

So if you go down in the woods today you better not go alone.
It's lovely down in the woods today, but safer to stay at home.
'Cos it's a really kinky scene, a big butch bear is playing the Queen
and they don't call him Sugar Puffs for nothing.

Rave Up time for Teddy Bears.
The little Teddy Bears are having a lovely time today.
Groping in the undergrowth,
Oh what would Enid Blyton have to say?
See them gaily stagger round, collapsing on the ground,
they haven't got any cares.
At 12 o'clock the coppers are coming to take them all away,
'cos they've been naughty little Teady Bears

30 Seconds of Penguin Joy!

I found this over at Paws for Thought, and being the generous, fun-loving soul that I am, just had to share it with you all.

Clicky here for some good, clean, wholesome entertainment!

Boris Johnson vs Germany

This is the Honourable Member for Henley-on-Thames taking part in a charity football match last night. England vs Germany, a recreation of needle matches going back decades. The Hun are four-two up, so the boss throws on star striker Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson for the last ten minutes.

This is the best thing, ever.



Who needs Wayne Rooney?

Now with sound and superb gloating commentary. It is indeed the video that keeps on giving.

3 Parrots

I don't know why, but I just think this is ideal for Blogpie.