A Filk Wot I Wroted.
The Pub Crawler (ttto The Wanderer)
I'm the type of guy who never settles down,
I'm never in one pub, I roam from bar to bar,
I swig'em and I chug 'em 'cause to me they're all the same,
I sip'em and I quaff'em, till I don't even know my name.
They call me the Pub Crawler, yeah, the Pub Crawler,
I drink around around around around.
There's Gin on my left and there's Whiskey on my right,
And Vodka is the drink, that'll be with tonight,
And when they asks me which one I love the best,
I tear open my shirt and show 'em Lager on my chest,
Cause I'm the Pub Crawler, yeah, the Pub Crawler,
I drink around around around around.
(Bridge)
Well, I roam from pub to pub,
I Drink around without a care,
Coz I'm a rat-arsed red-nosed drunk,
With my 12 pints of lager I'm too pissed to care.
I'm the type of guy that likes to drink around,
I'm never in one pub; I roam from bar to bar,
And when I find myself a-fallin' to the floor,
I hop right into that car of mine and drive it off the road,
'Cause I'm the Pub Crawler, yeah, the Pub Crawler,
I'm spinning round and round and round and round...
I'm the type of guy who never settles down,
I'm never in one pub, I roam from bar to bar,
I swig'em and I chug 'em 'cause to me they're all the same,
I sip'em and I quaff'em, till I don't even know my name.
They call me the Pub Crawler, yeah, the Pub Crawler,
I drink around around around around.
There's Gin on my left and there's Whiskey on my right,
And Vodka is the drink, that'll be with tonight,
And when they asks me which one I love the best,
I tear open my shirt and show 'em Lager on my chest,
Cause I'm the Pub Crawler, yeah, the Pub Crawler,
I drink around around around around.
(Bridge)
Well, I roam from pub to pub,
I Drink around without a care,
Coz I'm a rat-arsed red-nosed drunk,
With my 12 pints of lager I'm too pissed to care.
I'm the type of guy that likes to drink around,
I'm never in one pub; I roam from bar to bar,
And when I find myself a-fallin' to the floor,
I hop right into that car of mine and drive it off the road,
'Cause I'm the Pub Crawler, yeah, the Pub Crawler,
I'm spinning round and round and round and round...
posted by Misty at 4/25/2006 07:40:00 pm
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I LIKE!!!
I let the software read it to me while drinking my bedtime whiskey. The computer voice lacked zeal but it still got the point across.
While visiting relatives in a small town in the nortwest of the U.S. my brother-in-law pointed out and old pensioner to me and said "once a week he comes to town and goes from bar to bar(surprisingly (or not) there is several in this burg of less than 3000) and has a beer in each one. Somtimes makes the circut twice in the day before going home. Been doing that for many years"
I LIKE!!!
I let the software read it to me while drinking my bedtime whiskey. The computer voice lacked zeal but it still got the point across.
While visiting relatives in a small town in the nortwest of the U.S. my brother-in-law pointed out and old pensioner to me and said "once a week he comes to town and goes from bar to bar(surprisingly (or not) there is several in this burg of less than 3000) and has a beer in each one. Somtimes makes the circut twice in the day before going home. Been doing that for many years"
Tokarev
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