Friday, 17 February 2006

Don't Panic (again)

Calm yourselves down, people. The chickens aren't going to kill us. Really, they're not.

It's the Iranians.


This booklet of mirth and woe came through your door twenty years ago. I hope you've still got it.

But look on the bright side. We'll certainly see off that pesky global waming. With a nuclear winter.

Pie stocks, unfortunately, may suffer in the medium term.

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Blogger Alistair Coleman said...

That's becuase you're expendible, fella.

I got sixteen, including one in Welsh.

11:17 am, February 17, 2006  
Blogger WrathofDawn said...

We had one of those at home when I was a kid. Between that and the Bay of Pigs affair, I barely made it through Grade 1 without having a nervous breakdown...

vw - nehwtuis - It's nehwtuis, give us a chance to read it, will ya?

2:09 pm, February 17, 2006  

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