Here's lead in your pencil!
From Metro (I can't find this on the interweb**, so I think they just made it up!)
"Serbia: A would-be Casanova needed surgery after sticking a pencil into his penis to keep it stiff during sex. Zeljko Tupic had to call an ambulance when the pencil shifted and got stuck in his bladder. Surgeons successfully removed it*. Tupic, of Belgrade, told hospital staff he had never heard of Viagra."
I wonder, did he have a rubber on? Did he draw a crowd?
*The article doesn't say if the surgeons removed the pencil, the ambulance, the penis or his bladder.
**UPDATE - Gary J Wood (would) found a link to the story. Thanks Gary.
"Serbia: A would-be Casanova needed surgery after sticking a pencil into his penis to keep it stiff during sex. Zeljko Tupic had to call an ambulance when the pencil shifted and got stuck in his bladder. Surgeons successfully removed it*. Tupic, of Belgrade, told hospital staff he had never heard of Viagra."
I wonder, did he have a rubber on? Did he draw a crowd?
*The article doesn't say if the surgeons removed the pencil, the ambulance, the penis or his bladder.
**UPDATE - Gary J Wood (would) found a link to the story. Thanks Gary.
posted by Anonymous at 2/14/2006 01:38:00 pm
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Was he told after they'd removed it he no longer had lead in his pencil?
(you started it.)
I was searching the web for this story too.
I can't believe it!
I mean, what was going through his mind when he decided to stick a pencil down his jap's eye?
Some people!
I really can't see the point of this story...
(geddit? yeh? Oh well, never mind...)
Found it on ananova.com
Makes it easier to write your name with wee.
"Hey there, pencil dick"
Was it a new pencil or just a worn out stub?
Good thing he didn't use a pen. That could leave a permanent mark.
"This post pointless without pictures."
In the snow?
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