Blog Pie Nature Corner
We turn to the veterinary side of the animal kingdom for this installment. Sometimes little fluffy kitties eat things that aren't very good for their little fluffy tum-tums, i.e. the entire vole my last cat ate and was unable, oddly, to pass in the normal fashion.
Stubby, the devouring a whole vole whole cat
When that nasty occurrence ... occurs, for that is what occurrences do, one must turn to the miracles of modern veterinary medicine for a solution. Enter the Technos - manufactured by none other than Esaote Pie Medical. Yes! Pies are everywhere! But I digress...
This attractive little fellow just below is, in fact, a veterinary ultrasound (sonogram).
An "... accurate high-speed Color Doppler supported by powerful Power Doppler (with directional capability) together with the unexpected speed of execution, the PC Windows NT® operating system and the total connectivity of DICOM®service classes will be at your disposal when you use Technos and its digital peripherals..." ultrasound, no less. Which would, properly employed, identify the nasty ickums upsetting kitty's delicate digestive process.
To whit... a cat scan... *
Murmph. (sound of barely stifled laughter)
*This joke may only work in North America. Translation available upon request.
Stubby, the devouring a whole vole whole cat
When that nasty occurrence ... occurs, for that is what occurrences do, one must turn to the miracles of modern veterinary medicine for a solution. Enter the Technos - manufactured by none other than Esaote Pie Medical. Yes! Pies are everywhere! But I digress...
This attractive little fellow just below is, in fact, a veterinary ultrasound (sonogram).
An "... accurate high-speed Color Doppler supported by powerful Power Doppler (with directional capability) together with the unexpected speed of execution, the PC Windows NT® operating system and the total connectivity of DICOM®service classes will be at your disposal when you use Technos and its digital peripherals..." ultrasound, no less. Which would, properly employed, identify the nasty ickums upsetting kitty's delicate digestive process.To whit... a cat scan... *
Murmph. (sound of barely stifled laughter)
*This joke may only work in North America. Translation available upon request.
posted by WrathofDawn at 2/14/2006 02:12:00 am
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Yes. We get it.
Terrible!
I wish my cats would eat their victims whole.
I hate finding bodyparts lying in the kitchen.
Especially heads......
if I'm in my barefeet.....
with a hangover....
BOAK!
Donna: I find horse's heads are the worst to find.
Damn. There goes my next nature corner post...
Except for one small detail. A golden retriever is not, exactly, a lab...so, in fact, you would have been charged for the golden test, which summons images best left alone, I think...
vw - ehkpez - scary candy
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