Don't Panic!
Look people. There's really nothing to get yourself worried about. Yes, we know there's a smidgeon of a problem with this H5N1 Avian Flu virus, but it's all completely under control, and not worth losing sleep over as a very small number of people around the road get over a case of the winter sniffles.
This "pandemic" thing is all the work of a few over-excited types at the Daily Express. Clear?
Reuters: How to bury your dead
On second thoughts - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! We're all gonna die!
This "pandemic" thing is all the work of a few over-excited types at the Daily Express. Clear?
Reuters: How to bury your dead
On second thoughts - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! We're all gonna die!
posted by Alistair Coleman at 2/16/2006 03:03:00 pm
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Gah! This bird flu thing is messing with my culinary predilictions! At work the canteen *used* to stock a passable chicken soup (packeted stuff, but edible/drinkable nonetheless). But because some paranoid eedjits had heard how we were all going to die horrible slow deaths, they no longer sell it. Chances of the bits in the soup actually being chicken? Slim at best I'd say. Now they force upon us Stilton and Broccoli flavoured yack! Who on earth thought that mouldy cheese would be a great flavour for a soup?
Mind I work at a University; no-one has ever accused our students of having any intelligence.
Freakish: How 'bout some fine Canadian beef, then? Our cows aren't mad. Really they're not.
Or you could try our tuna. No mercury. Honest.*
*Not.
Oh, God! We're nothing like the whack-jobs in that movie! Let's put it this way, Newfoundlanders are to the characters in the Shipping News as Englishmen are to Monty Pie-thon characters. I don't know who Annie Proulx knows but we obviously don't run in the same circles.*
*haggis-like
So this is how it all ends for me, to be know as a "2-bagger"
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