Thursday, 16 February 2006

Job opportunities

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Blogger WrathofDawn said...

You are more than welcome to join. Here's the audtion requirements:

- Sing "Every sperm is sacred" (with conviction)

- Master at least one funny walk, with a working knowlege of 3 others

- Explain (in detail) when one CAN expect the Spanish Inquisition

- Deomonstrate ability to consume one wafer-thin mint

- Skip and jump

- Demonstrate wild flower pressing techniques

- Audition in high heels, suspendies and a bra.

And then, my lad, you'll be a card carrying member.

7:53 pm, February 16, 2006  
Blogger Rik said...

Gw: Why doesn't that surprise me?

Dawn: Don't forget the ability to demonstrate the machine that goes "ping!"

8:12 pm, February 16, 2006  
Blogger WrathofDawn said...

The machine that goes "ping" was dropped from the audition list last year, due to its prepensition for also going "sproing" and taking out the auditioners' eyes.

There is one more, secret question that all successfull applications must answer. It's fairly easy being a fill-in-the-blank type.

"Moose bites are _________"

8:37 pm, February 16, 2006  
Blogger Alistair Coleman said...

"I'm getting better, I think I'll go for a walk now."

9:06 am, February 17, 2006  
Blogger WrathofDawn said...

"She turned me into a newt!..... I got better..."

vw - abzhbig - Yes, and so's his sister.

2:07 pm, February 17, 2006  
Blogger WrathofDawn said...

I finally Googled ASBO. Aha! So that's what it means...

1:04 am, February 18, 2006  

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