The machine that goes "ping" was dropped from the audition list last year, due to its prepensition for also going "sproing" and taking out the auditioners' eyes.
There is one more, secret question that all successfull applications must answer. It's fairly easy being a fill-in-the-blank type.
6 Crumbs:
You are more than welcome to join. Here's the audtion requirements:
- Sing "Every sperm is sacred" (with conviction)
- Master at least one funny walk, with a working knowlege of 3 others
- Explain (in detail) when one CAN expect the Spanish Inquisition
- Deomonstrate ability to consume one wafer-thin mint
- Skip and jump
- Demonstrate wild flower pressing techniques
- Audition in high heels, suspendies and a bra.
And then, my lad, you'll be a card carrying member.
Gw: Why doesn't that surprise me?
Dawn: Don't forget the ability to demonstrate the machine that goes "ping!"
The machine that goes "ping" was dropped from the audition list last year, due to its prepensition for also going "sproing" and taking out the auditioners' eyes.
There is one more, secret question that all successfull applications must answer. It's fairly easy being a fill-in-the-blank type.
"Moose bites are _________"
"I'm getting better, I think I'll go for a walk now."
"She turned me into a newt!..... I got better..."
vw - abzhbig - Yes, and so's his sister.
I finally Googled ASBO. Aha! So that's what it means...
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