Concrete cows.
The planning agency which designed Milton Keynes has been handed the job of reshaping a city which is no stranger to adversity: Najaf, in Iraq.
Now, would Baghdad be best suited for rebuilding by
a) the designers of Basingstoke,
b) the company that built the Millennium dome,
c) the company that built the Millennium Falcon, or
d) Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen?
Now, would Baghdad be best suited for rebuilding by
a) the designers of Basingstoke,
b) the company that built the Millennium dome,
c) the company that built the Millennium Falcon, or
d) Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen?
4 Crumbs:
I've already written the Iraqi Tourist Board's copy for this year:
"Come to Sunni Fallujah!"
"See Tikrit and die!"
"Baghdad Airport: Less deadly than you think"
Also: There really is a Tourist Minister in the Iraqi government. Easiest job in the world.
I'll never see Basingstoke again.
*she said, mysteriously*
Does that mean they get concrete camels instead of cows?
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