Monday 20 February 2006

Concrete cows.

The planning agency which designed Milton Keynes has been handed the job of reshaping a city which is no stranger to adversity: Najaf, in Iraq.

Now, would Baghdad be best suited for rebuilding by

a) the designers of Basingstoke,
b) the company that built the Millennium dome,
c) the company that built the Millennium Falcon, or
d) Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen?

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Blogger Alistair Coleman said...

I've already written the Iraqi Tourist Board's copy for this year:

"Come to Sunni Fallujah!"

"See Tikrit and die!"

"Baghdad Airport: Less deadly than you think"

2:27 pm, February 20, 2006  
Blogger Alistair Coleman said...

Also: There really is a Tourist Minister in the Iraqi government. Easiest job in the world.

6:25 pm, February 20, 2006  
Blogger WrathofDawn said...

I'll never see Basingstoke again.

*she said, mysteriously*

1:41 am, February 21, 2006  
Blogger Donna said...

Does that mean they get concrete camels instead of cows?

9:58 am, February 21, 2006  

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