Dum, dum, dum dum dum dummadummadumma.
Well, what a fantastic night's TV last night.
1. Eastenders. Phil and Grant survive their skirmish with Johnny and Danny (with a little help from Jake). With added brother-on-brother action, the gruesome twosome return to the Queen Vic to enjoy not one but two pies each. Remember, if you have been affected by any of the events shown in that programme, call this number: 999
2. Hustle. The gang of con artists led by the Man from Uncle himself try to impress a wealthy Asian business man by buying him pork and eel pie.
3. Green Wing. The cast are touched by His Noodly Appendages as the Flying Spaghetti Monster himself makes a brief appearance.
There are scary influences in TV land, indeed.
Now, do I dare watch Gardener's World?
1. Eastenders. Phil and Grant survive their skirmish with Johnny and Danny (with a little help from Jake). With added brother-on-brother action, the gruesome twosome return to the Queen Vic to enjoy not one but two pies each. Remember, if you have been affected by any of the events shown in that programme, call this number: 999
2. Hustle. The gang of con artists led by the Man from Uncle himself try to impress a wealthy Asian business man by buying him pork and eel pie.
3. Green Wing. The cast are touched by His Noodly Appendages as the Flying Spaghetti Monster himself makes a brief appearance.
There are scary influences in TV land, indeed.
Now, do I dare watch Gardener's World?
posted by Anonymous at 4/01/2006 11:37:00 am
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