A Grand Day Out.
I went to Reading t'other day.
I hadn't been there for ages, and had made plans to womble around, do some window shopping, and go *Ooh, clicky!* upon seeing interesting things, and ghosts and so.
I also ventured into the Lingerie department of M&S, to check out the latest designs.
And discovered something there, that was most disturbing indeed...
He swore blind he was picking out something nice for GW.
Yeah. OK, Mr Scary sir. I believe you*
*Not.
I hadn't been there for ages, and had made plans to womble around, do some window shopping, and go *Ooh, clicky!* upon seeing interesting things, and ghosts and so.
I also ventured into the Lingerie department of M&S, to check out the latest designs.
And discovered something there, that was most disturbing indeed...
He swore blind he was picking out something nice for GW.
Yeah. OK, Mr Scary sir. I believe you*
*Not.
5 Crumbs:
They didn't have GW's size.
Gutted.
Also: what's that furtive-looking bloke in the background doing? Something furtive, I'll wager.
34B?
Gods, you're flat-chested.
Mr Scary sir: A B cup on a chap, is not flat-chested.
Personally, I'm not sure about the colour...
I don't believe him either.
Stick with blue, Mr. Duck. Shows off your eyes.
And a B cup! Amateurs!
Oh, GW.
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