99 Pies!
This is Blog Pie's 99th Post, w00t!
To celebrate, I have doneded a list, simply choc-full of interesting facts about Blog Pie, blogs, and pies. I hope you enjoy it as much as you have enjoyed all the previous 98 posts.
1. It's a blog
2. It's got five authors.
3. Although it's called 'Blog Pie' it's not edible.
4. It doesn't have four and twenty blackbirds in it either.
5. It has featured pictures of pies though.
6. And some recipes for pies too.
7. Pie, is Spanish for foot.
8. Empanada is Spanish for pie.
9. A zebra pie, has not yet been featured.
10. Blog Pie has a special Nature Corner.
11. The authors are not mad.
12. They do have letters from their respective Doctors though.
13. The Spanish for blog is blog.
14. Pie is also something to do with mathematics.
15. Or is that pi?
16. Pie in Russia is called расстегай
17. So in Russia, this blog would be called расстегай blog
18. My dog likes pies.
19. Especially pork pies.
20. Porkie pies, is Cockney Rhyming Slang for lies.
21. One of the nastiest recipes for a pie, includes broken glass and coal tar soap.
22. No pies have been found on the moon.
23. Nor have any zebras.
24. A pork pie, is also a sort of hat.
25. Melton Mowbray make them.
26. Pork pies, not hats.
27. So do Tescos, but they're not as nice as Melton Mowbrays.
28. Again pork pies. Not hats.
29. Pizza pies are nice too.
30. Ooh, I have heard of Moon Pies, but I don't think they are found on the moon.
31. Fray Bentos make rather nice pies in tins.
32. They cook better if you take the lid off before putting them into the oven.
33. Makes them easier to eat as well.
34. Tinned steak and kidney puddings explode if you try to cook them in a microwave without taking them out of the tin first.
35. But that has nothing to do with pies.
36. The film American Pie has a funny scene involving a pie in it.
37. Nightmare on Elm Street hasn't.
38. Clowns use custard pies to hit people with.
39. All Clowns are evil.
40. Can't sleep now, clowns will eat me...
41. If you went to Spain and said you were a foot fetishist, they might think you really liked pies.
42. But probably not.
43. Custard is nice with pies.
44. The sweet ones though. Not so much on steak, or chicken.
45. Unless you're weird.
46. Or pregnant.
47. Or weird and pregnant.
48. Gravy is nice on savoury pies.
49. And on chips too.
50. The Queen's corgis have 19,000,000 pizza pies delivered to them each year.
51. They send the leftovers to Battersea Dogs Home.
52. Pies were invented by the Romans.
53. So that's another thing the Romans did for us.
54. They didn't invent Blogs though.
55. I don't know who invented blogs.
56. The first ever Google Image Search was for a pie.
57. Dehydrated pies have been eaten in space.
58. By astronauts.
59. So maybe moon pie does come from the moon?
60. If it does, it probably tastes of cheese.
61. Because the moon is made of cheese, see.
62. Mice like cheese.
63. But they prefer chocolate.
64. So bait mousetraps with chocolate instead.
65. Or get a cat.
66. I used to have a cat that liked chicken pies.
67. But not gravy.
68. Or custard.
69. I only recently found out what a 'cream pie' was.
70. But I'm not telling you here.
71. Go ask Scaryduck if you really want to know.
72. I have no idea what the word Pie is in Klingon.
73. But I have a feeling that some sad-act is going to tell me.
74. Tony Bliar hates pies and wants to abolish them.
75. Don't ever vote for him if you like pies.
76. John Prescott likes pies.
77. A lot.
78. In fact, the phrase 'Who ate all the pies?' was coined 'specially for him.
79. No pies have ever been featured on a coin of the realm.
80. Or on a stamp.
81. Ooh, I've just found a nice piccy of a pie in a magazine, but I can't be arsed to scan it in.
82. The series Twin Peaks made lots of references to 'Damn Fine Cherry Pie'.
83. Cherry Pie is a slang name for a woman's private bits.
84. Remember that next time you watch Twin Peaks.
85. Stargazey pie always makes me laugh.
86. Because of the little fish poking out of the top.
87. Which makes me think of blackbirds inna pie.
88. Mud Pies are fun to make in the garden.
89. You can make them look pretty by adding grass.
90. And flowers.
91. If you make a mud pie with worms in it and then throw it at the bully who lives in the next road, it will make him cry and his mum will come along and tell you off.
92. Same goes if you drop water bombs on him which have mud and worms in them.
93. It is not a good idea to place a fruit pie in a cannon at a re-enactment event without telling anybody.
94. But it is very funny.
95. The custard makes everything smell nice too.
96. I think I might have pie for dinner now.
97. And Casualty is on at 8.10 tonight too. So if I put the pie in the oven now, it'll be ready to eat when it starts.
98. Erm...
99. That's it.
To celebrate, I have doneded a list, simply choc-full of interesting facts about Blog Pie, blogs, and pies. I hope you enjoy it as much as you have enjoyed all the previous 98 posts.
1. It's a blog
2. It's got five authors.
3. Although it's called 'Blog Pie' it's not edible.
4. It doesn't have four and twenty blackbirds in it either.
5. It has featured pictures of pies though.
6. And some recipes for pies too.
7. Pie, is Spanish for foot.
8. Empanada is Spanish for pie.
9. A zebra pie, has not yet been featured.
10. Blog Pie has a special Nature Corner.
11. The authors are not mad.
12. They do have letters from their respective Doctors though.
13. The Spanish for blog is blog.
14. Pie is also something to do with mathematics.
15. Or is that pi?
16. Pie in Russia is called расстегай
17. So in Russia, this blog would be called расстегай blog
18. My dog likes pies.
19. Especially pork pies.
20. Porkie pies, is Cockney Rhyming Slang for lies.
21. One of the nastiest recipes for a pie, includes broken glass and coal tar soap.
22. No pies have been found on the moon.
23. Nor have any zebras.
24. A pork pie, is also a sort of hat.
25. Melton Mowbray make them.
26. Pork pies, not hats.
27. So do Tescos, but they're not as nice as Melton Mowbrays.
28. Again pork pies. Not hats.
29. Pizza pies are nice too.
30. Ooh, I have heard of Moon Pies, but I don't think they are found on the moon.
31. Fray Bentos make rather nice pies in tins.
32. They cook better if you take the lid off before putting them into the oven.
33. Makes them easier to eat as well.
34. Tinned steak and kidney puddings explode if you try to cook them in a microwave without taking them out of the tin first.
35. But that has nothing to do with pies.
36. The film American Pie has a funny scene involving a pie in it.
37. Nightmare on Elm Street hasn't.
38. Clowns use custard pies to hit people with.
39. All Clowns are evil.
40. Can't sleep now, clowns will eat me...
41. If you went to Spain and said you were a foot fetishist, they might think you really liked pies.
42. But probably not.
43. Custard is nice with pies.
44. The sweet ones though. Not so much on steak, or chicken.
45. Unless you're weird.
46. Or pregnant.
47. Or weird and pregnant.
48. Gravy is nice on savoury pies.
49. And on chips too.
50. The Queen's corgis have 19,000,000 pizza pies delivered to them each year.
51. They send the leftovers to Battersea Dogs Home.
52. Pies were invented by the Romans.
53. So that's another thing the Romans did for us.
54. They didn't invent Blogs though.
55. I don't know who invented blogs.
56. The first ever Google Image Search was for a pie.
57. Dehydrated pies have been eaten in space.
58. By astronauts.
59. So maybe moon pie does come from the moon?
60. If it does, it probably tastes of cheese.
61. Because the moon is made of cheese, see.
62. Mice like cheese.
63. But they prefer chocolate.
64. So bait mousetraps with chocolate instead.
65. Or get a cat.
66. I used to have a cat that liked chicken pies.
67. But not gravy.
68. Or custard.
69. I only recently found out what a 'cream pie' was.
70. But I'm not telling you here.
71. Go ask Scaryduck if you really want to know.
72. I have no idea what the word Pie is in Klingon.
73. But I have a feeling that some sad-act is going to tell me.
74. Tony Bliar hates pies and wants to abolish them.
75. Don't ever vote for him if you like pies.
76. John Prescott likes pies.
77. A lot.
78. In fact, the phrase 'Who ate all the pies?' was coined 'specially for him.
79. No pies have ever been featured on a coin of the realm.
80. Or on a stamp.
81. Ooh, I've just found a nice piccy of a pie in a magazine, but I can't be arsed to scan it in.
82. The series Twin Peaks made lots of references to 'Damn Fine Cherry Pie'.
83. Cherry Pie is a slang name for a woman's private bits.
84. Remember that next time you watch Twin Peaks.
85. Stargazey pie always makes me laugh.
86. Because of the little fish poking out of the top.
87. Which makes me think of blackbirds inna pie.
88. Mud Pies are fun to make in the garden.
89. You can make them look pretty by adding grass.
90. And flowers.
91. If you make a mud pie with worms in it and then throw it at the bully who lives in the next road, it will make him cry and his mum will come along and tell you off.
92. Same goes if you drop water bombs on him which have mud and worms in them.
93. It is not a good idea to place a fruit pie in a cannon at a re-enactment event without telling anybody.
94. But it is very funny.
95. The custard makes everything smell nice too.
96. I think I might have pie for dinner now.
97. And Casualty is on at 8.10 tonight too. So if I put the pie in the oven now, it'll be ready to eat when it starts.
98. Erm...
99. That's it.
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Misty is fine. She's resting in a nice padded... errr... locked... errr... room.
She is not mad.
Much.
I ate a pie last night. It was a mince pie made of dead animals (cows).
It did not have any tomatoes in it at all.
100. "I am not mad."
101. Finger pie is not pie, either.
I want some pie...
What kind of pie, dare I ask?
Dawn: I've been given a lovely new 'cuddle jacket' to wear too :)
*wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!*
Misty - w00t!
Scary - Now, now. I thought it was all "No Sex, Please We're British."
Oh, Dawn.
And I was expecting an entirely sensible answer eg Mushroom and/or chicken.
Also: This is the bestest post ever. We might as well pack up and go home right now.
Oh Scary. Scary, Scary, Scary...
I forget.
OK I will bite and say that apparently pie in Klingon is "Chab" meaning pie,tart, dumpling (n) according to the online klingon to english dictionary. Next time I meet a klingon I will be sure to confirm this though :-)
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